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These ass workouts are doing wonders to my buttocks. Like wow look at me go!

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

"You looked at me but you didn’t see me."
Things I think at night (via arcanja)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete